There's something I just have to say.....

Discussion in 'Commuting' started by NigC, 8 May 2010.

  1. NigC

    NigC New Member

    Location:
    Surrey
    PUNCTURE

    There, I said it :wacko::biggrin:
     
  2. slowmotion

    slowmotion Quite dreadful

    Location:
    lost somewhere
    Cast this man into Outer Darkness, Admin...
     
  3. summerdays

    summerdays Cycling in the sun Moderator

    Location:
    Bristol
    Err.... why don't you go and look at the last thread where someone posted that word and see what happened to them... beware the fairy listens (and in case they are listening - I think you are a very nice fairy and I will leave you some nice chocy if you like?):wacko:
     
  4. OP
    OP
    NigC

    NigC New Member

    Location:
    Surrey
    Do you think that will work? I might have to get a few bars in to make up for my momentary laps :biggrin:
     
  5. hackbike 666

    hackbike 666 Guest

    How many laps do you think you will do before the p*nct*re fairy strikes?:wacko:
     
  6. Gerry Attrick

    Gerry Attrick Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Consultant

    No, choccy won't work. The only thing that does is Tom Woods biter. (At least, that's what I tell Mrs A).
     
  7. summerdays

    summerdays Cycling in the sun Moderator

    Location:
    Bristol
  8. I need to learn flash..

    I have the irritating internet "badger badger" song (you know the one) in my head now as

    p*ncture p*ncture p*ncture p*ncture
    p*ncture p*ncture p*ncture p*ncture
    p*ncture p*ncture p*ncture p*ncture
    flat tyre flat tyre

    p*ncture p*ncture p*ncture p*ncture
    p*ncture p*ncture p*ncture p*ncture
    p*ncture p*ncture p*ncture p*ncture
    aargh a snakebite
    snakebite, snakebite
    oh, a snakebite

    p*ncture p*ncture p*ncture p*ncture.......
     
  9. OP
    OP
    NigC

    NigC New Member

    Location:
    Surrey
    :becool::ohmy::ohmy::ohmy::ohmy:

    Pah, I'm not scared, come on puncture fairy, show me what you've got :biggrin:;):rofl::rofl:

    What can I say? I'm a married man - I live life on the edge!!! :blush:
     
  10. slowmotion

    slowmotion Quite dreadful

    Location:
    lost somewhere
    A classic case of Hubris before the inevitable Nemesis at the hands of the Fairy...pitiful really...

    ;)
     
  11. OP
    OP
    NigC

    NigC New Member

    Location:
    Surrey
    I'm guessing I'll making about half way to work on Monday, then she'll (I'm asuming the Puncture Fairy is female) take out both wheels and somehow pin one of my spare tubes too :biggrin:
     
  12. OP
    OP
    NigC

    NigC New Member

    Location:
    Surrey
    Damn, somebody always manages to post something to force me into googling it! :biggrin:

    I think you're about right :rofl:
     
  13. Gerry Attrick

    Gerry Attrick Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Consultant

    Ha....wait and see;)
     

  14. Oh dear. Wouldn't like to be you.

    A p*nct*re is one thing but you've lined yourself up for p*nct*red bollox

    Ouch!

    Or thinking about it more carefully, you've lined that fate up for some poor bugger named Frank...crafty!
     
  15. Gerry Attrick

    Gerry Attrick Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Consultant

    Oh get thee behind me, Satan. Non-believer repent. Oh ye of little faith...........and lots of other pseudo-quotes.;)
     
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