This afternoon I was fondling....

[Hilldodger]

....Jamie Staff's Olympic gold medal

 

[PaulB]

Well I was fondling a beating human heart. No, honestly, I was.

 

[Auntie Helen]

I give up. I can't get anywhere near topping either of those.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I give up. I can't get anywhere near topping either of those.

I don't know. Give it a try and then let us decide.