Rhythm Thief
Veteran
"This is how you play Solitare" said Tom, with patience.
Tom Swifties
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Rhythm Thief
Veteran
"I used to work in a foundry" Tom said, ironically.
Sh4rkyBloke
Jaffa Cake monster
- Location
- Manchester, UK
"I have no breasts" said Tina flatly
(sorry - I'll get my coat)
(sorry - I'll get my coat)
Landslide
Rare Migrant
- Location
- Called to the bar
"Behold my magnificent cock!" crowed Tom.
Rhythm Thief
Veteran
"Oh, an erection" said Tom stiffly.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
"You really have cut that grass far too short" he moaned.
"Why can't I have some thing different to eat" says the cat perpetually.
"Why can't I have some thing different to eat" says the cat perpetually.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
"This injection won't hurt at all" he said needlessly.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
"I like camping" he said, intentionnally.
"Who cut my guy rope?" he asked, unintentionally.
"Who cut my guy rope?" he asked, unintentionally.
