Top of the (real music) Pops
X-(real music, not karaoke) Factor
Life after Soaps - it did exist, and you've been deceived for 40 years
A documentary on Wooten Bassett where people gather to pay their respects to the dead politicians who were killed fighting in a war that was their idea in the first place.
Reality TV where the people actually do something real - like row across the Atlantic, or ride round the world on a penny farthing, instead of sitting on their arses on a sofa in a tv studio in Hertfordshire bitching about each other and perfoming numerous (branded) clothes changes and staring vacuously at themselves in a mirror.
Come eat with me - where people eat at each other's houses and actually enjoy the company & food, and aren't encouraged to back stab each other.
Mine Football - where overpaid prima-donnas are discouraged from diving and faking injury by the cunning use and strategic placement of anti-personel mines
Z-List Hunt - A new show where people hunt down and scalp wannabe celebs and adorn their vehicles with the trophies.
The FACTS - replaces the news, and any deviation from the facts, or any attempt by the roving reporter to canvas 'opinion' in order to sensationalise the facts will be met by a pack of dogs ripping out their entrails.
OK I'll refine it. Monkey swimming races, where we pit one species against another. Winner gets to lick some nuts.
