Urgent Help Required

[Bugner]

This morning I wore my Montane featherlite jacket. Perfect for this drizzly weather. Anyway, it seems to have come with a feature that I was unaware of, it seems to have a built in cloaking device.

I had a flashing light on this morning, I am wearing this brand new Red jacket, I am quite a big bloke (I wouldn't say i'm fat, but I have to slow down for width restrictions), yet I had at least half a dozen morons just walk straight out in front of me. It was like a bl00dy Krypton Factor assault course.

If anybody could let me know how to turn this off, I would really appreciate it as I would like a slightly less hazourdous journey home.

TIA

 

[Bigtwin]

Is it raining where you are?

That's all it takes to become invisible in my experience.

 

[Twanger]

Right buggers them cloaking devices.......

 

[Jake]

will ring up Dumbledore