Vauxhall this morning, red cycling jacket, brown trousers...

BentMikey

Rider of Seolferwulf
Location
South London
What did he do?
 
After jumping a red light himself then started berating another cyclist who had jumped a red light onto the Vauxhall gyratory system. Being so busy doing this he didn't notice that he cut right across the front of me causing me to have to brake and forcing me onto a wet, slippy manhole cover.

When I then caught up and interrupted his still ongoing tirade at the other cyclist by pointing out how he had sliced across me he then diverted this particularly agressive outburst at me.

To him I say, you can call me a c*nt but 'fat' is out of order... :-)
 

Tynan

Veteran
Location
e4
why would he have called you fat?

were you wearing some bulky layers?

nothing justifes brown trousers in town, not even in South London
 
I get this when I am at work by the general morons.

Is that the new uniform?

So boring I've been hearing it for 20 years of which I generally point out.

I didn't think cycling was a posing contest but I may be wrong.

I've seen some dodgy getups over the years but I guess that's up to the individual cyclists as long as they are doing no harm I guess.
 

Maz

Legendary Member
stu20001 said:
... Being so busy doing this he didn't notice that he cut right across the front of me causing me to have to brake and forcing me onto a wet, slippy manhole cover...
Scary. I'm surprised your trousers weren't brown after that...
 
Tynan said:
why would he have called you fat?
On reflection, it may have been "tw*t"
 
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