Whilst I deplore violence in all forms, and wouldn't hurt a fly, I must agree there are some 'celebs' that (IMO) are in dire need of a slap on the chops to bring them back down a few pegs.
Simon (Half-mast trousers and tangerine smuggling, badger haired) Cowell
Elton John
George Michael
Liam Gallagher
Jay KY??? (Jammiqeey?)
Jordan (I'd never hit a woman - she isn't one, so I will make an exception)
Susan Boyle
Newsreaders (the ones that instead of reading the news try to 'scare' people with sensationalist reporting)
'Sexy' weather girls - cover up or join a strip club
Breakfast TV presenters who slag off adventure sports - Just after a piece on balooning/skiing/parachuting/kayaking was on they all say words to the effect of, "I wouldn't do that, it doesn't look safe"
All BBC presenters
All soap 'actors' they need to learn that acting isn't just about screaming someone's name every 5 minutes.
Got to go, tea's ready.
[mulled wine is taking a toll - he he]