What do you think goes through a bird's mind.....

[Globalti]

...when it hits your window at top speed?

 

[Mark_Robson]

It's arse?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

'Fly fly fly fly fly oh WTF??!! where..... what is THAT?!'

 

[MontyVeda]

Bloody male drivers!

 

[Arch]

"Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, OW!"

(or coo, or hoot, or caw, as appropriate)

 

[biggs682]

where did i put my make up !!!

 

[Arch]

My Mum was in her garden once, crouching down weeding, when a pigeon flew low over her head, and into the garage wall. It was a bit stunned, walked about a bit and then sat there looking drowsy. She could see it had a leg ring, like a racing bird, so called th RSPCA for advice. They said to give it access to water, but not food, so she did, and put the old Guinea pig wire run over it to keep the foxes and cats off. Next morning it looked perkier. She lifted the run, and it walked back to the spot it had hit the ground, turned round a couple of times, and took off, this time clearing the garage and heading off in the direction it had been going. She said it was uncanny how it went back to the exact spot, like it needed to pick up a path again.

 

[Night Train]

...when it hits your window at top speed?

They are probably left over extras from The Core who haven't been told the film's been cast, filmed, released and seen already.

 

[gavroche]

...when it hits your window at top speed?

who put that bloody glass window there?

 

[Night Train]

...when it hits your window at top speed?

"My turn! Right, its a film, two words, the whole thing....." Thud!

 

[GM]

I should have gone to Pecksavers !!!

 

[Shaun]

Looks to me like the same owl is touring the country leaving "spooky" imprints on people's windows to freak them out in the morning.

I imagine he's sat in a tree somewhere wetting himself with laughter ... what a hoot!!!

 

[Arsen Gere]

The last thing that went through the mind of the sparrow that hit my front wheel was a stainless steel spoke.

 

[Shaun]

The last thing that went through the mind of the sparrow that hit my front wheel was a stainless steel spoke.

OUCH!!

 

[ColinJ]

I should have gone to Pecksavers !!!