What to say to idiots

[gbs]

• who walk on one side of a path and with dog on other side - connected by a lead of course
• who step off pavements without looking
• who undertake if one rides in secondary (in the track of the nearside wheel of a car)?

Good humoured suggestions only please - reprimands and abuse are counter-productive

 

[vernon]

Nothing at all.

Take it on the chin and worry about more important things.

 

[ComedyPilot]

1 - 'cough'
2 - 'cough'
3 - 'Jesus!......cough'

 

[derrick]

Does not matter what you say, it won't stop them doing it. just ignore it, rise above it.

 

[marzjennings]

• who walk on one side of a path and with dog on other side - connected by a lead of course
• who step off pavements without looking
• who undertake if one rides in secondary (in the track of the nearside wheel of a car)?

Good humoured suggestions only please - reprimands and abuse are counter-productive

None of which are I think against the law, just annoying, so deal with it and ride accordingly.

I think an' excuse me' to the first, a' look out' to the second and a 'didn't see you there' to your last point will about cover it.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Good morning/afternoon/evening*

*delete as appropriate

 

[Fab Foodie]

My advice would be to consider that there are other humans that aren't as perfect as you are ....

 

[TVC]

Doesn't matter what you say, they know they are in the right and you are an idiot, just as you know you are in the right, and they are idiots.

 

[potsy]

Airzound

 

[Jenkins]

Say anything you like - they won't hear you due to the MP3 headphones or the mobile phone clamped to their ear.

 

[DiddlyDodds]

I think you may have anger issues .
Who are you going to abuse , the dog or the owner

 

[Nihal]

Why not just say "You're an idiot".Makes life so much simpler for the idiots,instead you people try to confuse us by calling pointless phrases


<hmmmmm,should'nt have used "us" there,these people will think i'm an idiot>

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I don't say anything, I just grin like while trying to jump off my newly raised saddle without hurting my you know what I mean

 

[sandman]

Is your name ''Adrian''?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Is your name ''Adrian''?

Adrian the young clever fearless chap? (I only just now read your wee disagreement) No, it's not me, I'm a middle aged, a bit dim, not so nimble anymore slow coach. But I manage to get there somehow!