Who buys the stuff JML make?

[Crackle]

These are them http://www.jmldirect.com/

I'm torn between the Pedipaws and the Turbo Snake

Though my BIL does have the Exakt Saw and reckons it's good.

Is any of it any good?

 

[Tollers]

For me....I'd suggest either the Total Sauna

http://www.jmldirect.com/Total-Sauna-PT7654/

or the ab lounge

http://www.jmldirect.com/Ab-Lounge-PA4000/

Together they make the best £220 you can ever spend! Look at the people using them, you certainly can't question the results!

Tollers

 

[Greedo]

I always think that the stuff they make is born from listening into people in the pub pished. And have went you know what! "I've got a great idea!!!!" and these people actually make it!

I'm surprised they've not came up with a packet of fags with a lighter built in! Wait a min!!! what's the number for the Dragons Den??

On a serious note I would not buy any of their power tools. They feel cheap and nasty and likely to cause a serious injury.

Makita and DeWalt all the way

 

[Arch]

Don't risk points and a fine, making beans on toast in your car. Get the Hands Free Can opener

http://www.jmldirect.com/Hands-Free-Can-Opener-PH3455/

Are your clothes bobbly? Then Bobble Off!

http://www.jmldirect.com/Bobble-Off-PB8284/

Or, for that touch of High Street style, encrust your wardrobe with the Gem Styler!

http://www.jmldirect.com/Gem-Styler-PG3577/

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

JML = 'RONCO'

 

[Crackle]

It's the videos. Look at that can opener one. I mean, hey! Here's a thought. Put the baby down first

 

[Jane Smart]

OK time to tell a story against myself re JML

About two years ago, ( when I was four stone heavier ) I was going to a ball at the Prestonfield Hotel in Edinburgh, so decided I needed slimming pants

Well no way, was I going in a shop to buy myself some, so I thought cunningly, ok I will order some on line and have them sent to the house. That I did.

A few days later, the postman rings the bell with a parcel for me, it was the JML slimming pants.

What was written on the envelope in big blue writing????

JML slimming pants

 

[Arch]

Oh Jane, I'm sorry, I'm laughing.....


Some JML stuff is classic "solving a problem that doesn't exist" stuff. "Does your dog always get into your fridge and drink your beer? Get this dog proof bottle storage unit...."

 

[Crackle]

It is actually a kind of genius.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

It looks like a kind of low-rent Innovations catalogue if you know what I mean.

 

[longers]

It looks like a kind of low-rent Innovations catalogue if you know what I mean.

That's what I was thinking, I loved that catalogue. I think someone made a book of the "Best of Innovations".

 

[weevil]

These are them http://www.jmldirect.com/

I'm torn between the Pedipaws and the Turbo Snake

Turbo snake? Is that an alternative to the Rampant Rabbit?

 

[TheDoctor]

I was so disappointed to realise Bumpits are a volumising hair insert...

I think Tribod is the Rampant Rabbit alternative.
"Give yourself a break and unwind with Tribod, the new handheld massager from JML. Maximum tension relief with minimal effort! It’s instant relaxation at your fingertips."
*sniggers*

 

[yenrod]

Well at least the girl who you talk to is pretty (&) fit.......

 

[stephec]

JML = 'RONCO'

Showing your age there, have you got some K-TEL records as well?