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yenrod

Guest
If you where to win the lottery would you be one of these clots who say 'oh yeah...i love the place (work)..in fact - i'd even invest in the place...'

:evil:
 

zimzum42

Legendary Member
I would use the money to buy some termites to put in my boss's knickers. I'd then piss into the server and walk out....
 

Willow

Senior Member
Location
Surrey
I was only thinking today I really am enjoying my work at the moment. Perhaps it helps that someone in my team has resigned :evil: and on paper at least I have plenty of good applicants for the role
 

bonj2

Guest
i was thinking about this only the other day actually, although i don't play the lottery so it's unlikely to happen, but if I did have millions i'd give them a credit line at preferential interest for leasing to any customer, 'cos at the end of the day while it is fairly soulless and largely a somewhat thankless task, I think the directors are pretty sound blokes.

doesn't mean i'd carry onworking there though...:evil: at least not full time.
 

dudi

Senior Member
Location
Ipswich, Suffolk
If i won the lottery my employer could go jump off a cliff.

I'd takea a long holday then com back and do something to keep myself occupied...
 

dellzeqq

pre-talced and mighty
Location
SW2
zimzum42 said:
I would use the money to buy some termites to put in my boss's knickers. I'd then piss into the server and walk out....

might I suggest you turn the power supply to the server off first. Offices can be dangerous places....

There have been jobs in which I'd stay to see out a task.
 

Keith Oates

Janner
Location
Penarth, Wales
I thought going out to work was only really designed to get a break from staying home and being nagged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

MichaelM

Guru
Location
Tayside
This has crossed my mind now and again. Not that I do the lottery, but I wonder what motivates the multi millionaires of this world. So.....

First would come a touring bike and a big trip. Than a round the world kayak trip. Then a team of sled dogs and Alaska. Then.... I reckon there's too much of the world to be seen in one lifetime.
 

jay clock

Massive member
Location
Hampshire UK
I would up sticks and cycle round the world. In fact I was thinking that if I got laid off now I might do the same rather than live an expensive life looking for work here (that probably doesn;t exist)
 
ComedyPilot said:
Your boss wears knickers?

What a wierdo.......:biggrin:


Unless.......................your boss is a WOMAN :ohmy:
Do you think Zimmerframe might have a bit of a problem with that? :sad:

Actually it wouldn't take much to get either of us away from work. Enough to live on for a couple of years while we figured out what we wanted to do instead would be plenty.
 
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