1. Overslept.
2. Despite rushing, missed train.
3. Got on next train, realised in rush I had forgotten my train pass - well, I hope that's the case and it hadn't fallen out of my pocket, along with my credit and debit card, on the way. Fortunately wasn't fined.
4. After arriving at Derby station, 100 meters down the road I realised I left my brand f***ing new glasses on the train.
5. East Midlands Trains website is down, can't call them until I get to work. Call them, their lost property option diverts you to thetrainline.com indian call centre. WTF.
6. Look up landline on saynoto0870.com. Call them to find I'd just missed them catching the train at it's final destination to call the driver to collect them. Considering my previous incidents leaving stuff on trains, they are now gone forever.
It could only have been worse if it had started to rain. And then got run over. And then my corpse interfered with.
2. Despite rushing, missed train.
3. Got on next train, realised in rush I had forgotten my train pass - well, I hope that's the case and it hadn't fallen out of my pocket, along with my credit and debit card, on the way. Fortunately wasn't fined.
4. After arriving at Derby station, 100 meters down the road I realised I left my brand f***ing new glasses on the train.
5. East Midlands Trains website is down, can't call them until I get to work. Call them, their lost property option diverts you to thetrainline.com indian call centre. WTF.
6. Look up landline on saynoto0870.com. Call them to find I'd just missed them catching the train at it's final destination to call the driver to collect them. Considering my previous incidents leaving stuff on trains, they are now gone forever.
It could only have been worse if it had started to rain. And then got run over. And then my corpse interfered with.