Zwift Chat

[straas]

Had to order a pizza last night to recover from the ride. Took 75 minutes to come! scandalous

 

[Peter Salt]

Wife persuaded forced me to have a Baileys last night.

I don't know what her motives were

Do you remember the rest of that night?

Hi Alan.

We seem to have some new followers. Please could you add them to your spreadsheet?

@IrishAl

Had to order a pizza last night to recover from the ride. Took 75 minutes to come! scandalous

You could order it at the beginning of the stage and it still wouldn't arrive before the end. Last time I had to wait that long they gave me a 50% discount for my next order.

 

[CXRAndy]

We all know the motives ! - get you drunk so you fall asleep downstairs - exactly what my missus does - plus it’s the only time she turns the heating down to sub zero

Mystic Berty, wife mind reader

 

[Joffey]

Brain fart: Pink Lady apples are the best out there

 

[<Tommy>]

Brain fart: Pink Lady apples are the best out there

Once you go pink lady you don’t go back to other apples!

 

[CXRAndy]

Brain fart: Pink Lady apples are the best out there

Once you go pink lady you don’t go back to other apples!

Are we talking about metaphors

 

[bobinski]

Wife persuaded forced me to have a Baileys last night.

I dont know what her motives were

I presume 1 Baileys sends you to sleep? You can't blame her😉

 

[alex_cycles]

Just done stage 2 so posting that and my stage 1 result again here...

Stage 1 Long ZP has me at 01:14:18 but according to Zwift itself it was 01:13:22 288th out of 409 on ZP

Stage 2 Long ZP 01:46:53 but according to Zwift itself it was 01:45:52 231st out of 291 on ZP

Bit crap, but been fighting a bug so was glad to be able to finish.

 

[Legs]

Brain fart: Pink Lady apples are the best out there

...but ridiculously expensive! A good Gala is wonderful, but nothing beats Laxton's Superb. Unfortunately our tree doesn't produce much fruit since we stopped keeping bees.

 

[Randyberlin]

...but ridiculously expensive! A good Gala is wonderful, but nothing beats Laxton's Superb. Unfortunately our tree doesn't produce much fruit since we stopped keeping bees.

You may not get them there but a new variety called Cosmic Crisp is the best.

 

[BurningLegs]

Are we talking about metaphors

I prefer melons to apples.

 

[berty bassett]

The frogmorton snicker jack is by far the best !!
See - even I can make up apple names
You’re all a bunch of oddballs !

 

[alex_cycles]

You may not get them there but a new variety called Cosmic Crisp is the best.

Are they made by Mavic?

 

[Peter Salt]

You’re all a bunch of oddballs !

On that note, did anyone else with Covid experience strange dreams?

Over the last few days, I've dreamt about taking a shower in toothpaste, being a turnip that gets eaten by a cow and buying salami at an opticians - but only after pretending that I speak Italian...

 

[straas]

I prefer melons to apples.

any thoughts on plums?