A new job for archaeologists - as sexual honeytraps

[Chuffy]

Go and stand in the corner you disgusting creature.

Seeing as you understood, will Sir be joining me? B)

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Seeing as you understood, will Sir be joining me? B)

I only understood after giving your filthy utterance some careful thought. It was not a thought that would have come to my mind naturally.

 

[Chuffy]

I only understood after giving your filthy utterance some careful thought. It was not a thought that would have come to my mind naturally.

Well mine neither. I blame Arch.

 

[Arch]

Most people do, it seems....B)

 

[Chuffy]

Most people do, it seems....B)

You're very obliging in that respect. Ta.

 

[Canrider]

Canrider, may I suggest that you don't use this as your chat up line.

So *that*'s what I've been doing wrong!

 

[simoncc]

I like those pretty girl archaeologists on the Time Team who have skimpy tops and whose chests wobble as they scrape away with their trowels at the bottom of some hole in a field.

 

[Arch]

I like those pretty girl archaeologists on the Time Team who have skimpy tops and whose chests wobble as they scrape away with their trowels at the bottom of some hole in a field.

Yeah, they pick them specially for filming.

Bitter? Moi?

 

[Fnaar]

I like those pretty girl archaeologists on the Time Team who have skimpy tops and whose chests wobble as they scrape away with their trowels at the bottom of some hole in a field.

Yes, where do they dig them up from?

 

[Chuffy]

Yeah, they pick them specially for filming.

Bitter? Moi?

There's Time Team totty?
Mick Aston's jumper and Wurzel's hat just don't have the same effect...

 

[Twenty Inch]

Arch, I consider you a honeytrap for the mind - articulate, erudite, compassionate and witty. Titty-totty comes a poor second to good conversation.

 

[Arch]

Seriously, film crews are very drawn to the larger busted girls who wear low cut tops... Not surprising really, I suppose. Whereas they tend to like the blokes with character, or regional accents.

I auditioned for the beeb once, I think I failed to wear a low enough cut top...

 

[Chuffy]

Seriously, film crews are very drawn to the larger busted girls who wear low cut tops... Not surprising really, I suppose. Whereas they tend to like the blokes with character, or regional accents.

Surely if someone unearths some splendid pottery vessels for, say, carrying water, then the crew will film them regardless?

 

[Carwash]

Marcus? Archaeologist? BA, MA? Handsome and popular with women?

Sounds familiar....

 

[Arch]

Marcus? Archaeologist? BA, MA? Handsome and popular with women?

Sounds familiar....

Well, I thought that, but then you have an MSc don't you?

Chuffy, take your big jugs and go and sit in the corner.