A Novel Idea for a Holiday

[Speicher]

Have you been reading again Speicher ?

I do detect a hint of sarcasm here.

I was offered a particularly good Sherry at Lord Raphael's last week.

 

[ttcycle]

Well, I must say it is quite a Mystery why you think I would go rampaging.

haha - or maybe perusing down the lanes is more appropriate?

 

[oxbob]

I do detect a hint of sarcasm here.

I was offered a particularly good Sherry at Lord Raphael's last week.

See i told you she has been at the sherry!

 

[Speicher]

No, just a small Aperitif.

 

[oxbob]

No, just a small Aperitif.

 

[Speicher]

Before I go away, one thing I must obtain from the Ironmonger's would be a Mousetrap.

 

[Aperitif]

I am planning to take a holiday next week.

I have already accepted a very kind invitation from Lord Edgeware to take tea with him in London on Saturday. After that I am intending reaching Paddington to catch the 4.50pm train.

I had considered going to Harrogate. However, last time I went there, it was in very unusual circumstances and I am sure I will never hear the end of it.

I should perhaps mention that it is my birthday next week.

I have procured an ABC of the South of England. Would anyone like to accompany me on this mystery tour. Allow me to suggest this, if you would like to join me, do not tell every body who I am?

Tell me what you would like to go, or who you would like to visit, and we can plan our itinerary.

Drugs are bad for you Speicher...never take an e with Lordy. Take one with m by all means. Can't help with your tour although I've a novello - a singing book as it happens. Any use so,far?

 

[Wigsie]

No, just a small Aperitif.

Ianrauk said quite the opposite about our resident soltice stalker!

 

[Speicher]

In my slightly younger days, I undertook a journey on The Orient Express, I have also voyaged on The Nile.

However on both those holidays, I was very warm in my Tweed Suit.

I wore my very practical shoes, although I did Miss my bicycle.

 

[oxbob]

Ianrauk said quite the opposite about our resident soltice stalker!

Sure it wasn't his banana?

 

[ttcycle]

a good mousetrap would be a a top end road bike no doubt- do they sell those at the local ironmongers? bikemongers perhaps..?

 

[purplepolly]

I was offered a particularly good Sherry at Lord Raphael's last week.

now you've finally lost me

 

[Archie_tect]

May I suggest taking the Orient Express to Venice via Blucher and the Simplon Tunnel...but keep an eye on the strange Welshman called Morgans.

 

[Wigsie]

May I suggest taking the Orient Express to Venice via Blucher and the Simplon Tunnel...but keep an eye on the strange Welshman called Morgans.

I think she has been keeping an eye on a certain Captain Morgan!

 

[Speicher]

now you've finally lost me

Surely you have not completely lost the plot? Anyway I shall Book my Train ticket. I would not wish to upset the Inspector. I will perhaps choose Hastings as my destination.