The nobbery of team captains:
Cliff Morgan - not a nobber
Henry Cooper - not a nobber
Brendan Foster - nobber
Gareth Edwards - Welsh nobber
Emlyn Hughes - complete and utter nobber
Willie Carson - dwarf Scots Tory nobber
Bill Beaumont - not a nobber
Ian Botham - nobber (but a good nobber)
John Parrot - not sure if he's a nobber but probably is
Ally McCoist - not a nobber (crap manager tho)
Frankie Dettori - doping nobber
Matt Dawson - utter nobber
Phil Tufnell - complete wazzock