A rather nice promotion

[Cycling Naturalist]

I've just had some sales particulars from an estate agent and I see that I am described as "Sir Patrick Stevens." I've phoned the other solicitors and told them that I'm pretty informal and don't mind just being called "Patrick" on the phone.

 

[theclaud]

I've just had some sales particulars from an estate agent and I see that I am described as "Sir Patrick Stevens." I've phoned the other solicitors and told them that I'm pretty informal and don't mind just being called "Patrick" on the phone.

I bet Patrick uses his new title when he texts KristyA.

 

[KristyA]

I bet Patrick uses his new title when he texts KristyA.

Maybe the LBBB were some of the "letters" after his name?...

 

[theclaud]

Maybe the LBBB were some of the "letters" after his name?...

That's it! He meant to write LLB, but he got a bit wobbly with the excitement.

 

[dellzeqq]

that'll teach him to go down on one knee before Baroness Scotland....

 

[Dayvo]

Is that spelt 'c-u-r'?

 

[ChrisKH]

Maybe the LBBB were some of the "letters" after his name?...

Ah got it! It stands for Bachelor of Law, Bollocks and Bastardisation.

 

[GaryA]

I bet Patrick uses his new title when he texts KristyA.

We could get him a request on Terry wogan's R2 show 'Lovesick hound blues' By Hank Williams.

 

[KristyA]

We could get him a request on Terry wogan's R2 show 'Lovesick hound blues' By Hank Williams.

Have I missed something?....

 

[GaryA]

Have I missed something?....

sorry I'm merely winding up patricia...who has a long history of sniffng around gently wooing any aesthically pleasing forrumers he casts his weasal fatherly gaze upon.





oops P& L humour is a touch biting
Apologies

 

[Andy in Sig]

I've just had some sales particulars from an estate agent and I see that I am described as "Sir Patrick Stevens." I've phoned the other solicitors and told them that I'm pretty informal and don't mind just being called "Patrick" on the phone.

You've blown it from the start then, haven't you? You should have sent your man round to them carrying on a silver tray a note telling them that you didn't mind being called Patrick. That's what Redcogs would have done. Talk about slipping standards.