accountantpete said:
Invoice for the replacement keyboard is on its way to you. For anyone who can't bear to look, I simply must quote a couple of the finest captions:
"The Olympia cup is amazingly comfortable worn alone, and frequently gets used as my foundation layer on some adventurous bulge building creations."
"The mound of the swimjock nicely fits inside the rim of the Giant Banana, and complete comfort is enjoyed by all parties"
"The Bike Soft Banana makes a great thong jock, with just the addition of a little surgical rubber hose"