Collapsed man hole:

[yenrod]

Ever noticed the way you never hear of a collapsed 'woman hole'

 

[got-to-get-fit]

wait till they hit 60 then they start complaining of that and saggy boobs and how they never lived the life they wanted

 

[Crankarm]

Joking aside it's flippin lethal where a cover has collapsed due to very heavy wagons or the cover has actually been nicked by pykies. This was happening rather too frequently in the Fens when scrap metal prices were sky high.

 

[eldudino]

Nobody's ever returned to tell the tale from going near a collapsed woman hole...

 

[Landslide]

It's called a prolapse isn't it?

 

[eldudino]

It's called a prolapse isn't it?

Dude...

 

[ComedyPilot]

I like Billy Connolly's take on manhole covers, when he said they are not person hole covers, and would remain manhole covers until a woman takes it upon herself to descend into one and get up to her neck in sh1t

 

[addictfreak]

No comment, just in case the wifes reading this!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I heard a female cricketer once describing the protective wear for the 'downstairs department' as 'a manhole cover'