First things first. I find the word '
dinglespeed' a bit twee so from now on the bike will be known as a '
two-speed', but I'll save some typing by shortening that to '
2-speed'! I will never do an entire ride in the 42/29 unless someone transports me to the foot of a long 10+% climb which I then ride up and freewheel back down. If I do an entire ride in the 52/19, that is a singlespeed ride. If I use both gears, that is a 2-speed ride. Clever, huh?
Now then - important news. I put the ColinJ engineering team to work and they have come up with an impressive new shifting technology, optimised for 2-speed bikes. They found the materials for the prototype in the works canteen, but rest assured - when we go into production we will set up a truly professional manufacturing plant. 2-speed test rides were very successful, so the next step was to decide on a catchy name for this new technology.
I have ridden with
Campagnolo Ergopower shifters on some of my bikes for over 2 decades. Our new shifters are a bit less 'ergo' and a lot less powerful, so we did think about calling them
Ergopowerless, but a survey showed that the workforce were not happy with that name.
The next suggestion was inspired by
Shimano STI ('
Shimano Total Integration'). My reasoning was that if Shimano can get away with naming their kit after sexually transmitted infections, we would get away with calling ours
UTI (
Useful Tool, Innit?). That name was dismissed when someone pointed out that, unlike our shifters, a
UTI is something that you definitely do
NOT want!
Then our M.D. had a brainwave.
SRAM make '
Double Tap' shifters. Our superior technology will henceforth be known as...
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Single Hook!