Especially for Chuffy

[John the Monkey]

Having been a bit disappointed by Chuffy's refusal to welcome a certain Texan back to professional cycling with the appropriate level of joy, I thought this might help him see the error of his ways.

Featuring superb lyrics ("...he kicked butt, with the postal team, that's why Lance is king..."), the tune of Abba's "Dancing Queen", a slideshow illustrating moments from LA's cycling career, and little known elements of Armstrong history, such as his walk on the moon, and introduced with the statement that "Lance Armstrong is the Greatest Individual in Human History", I give you, "Lance is King"

 

[TheDoctor]

If I was wanting to help Chuffy see the error of his ways (a project that I welcome with glee, BTW) I'd start with his rubber shorts.
Wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong. Wrong!

 

[John the Monkey]

I'd start with his rubber shorts.

Good grief!

 

[wafflycat]

If I was wanting to help Chuffy see the error of his ways (a project that I welcome with glee, BTW) I'd start with his rubber shorts.
Wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong. Wrong!

Oh, I don't know.....

 

[Crackle]

Fantastic JTM. And all true as well.

 

[John the Monkey]

I'd not realised his majestic visage adorned Mt. Rushmore until I was reminded by this video.

 

[Chuffy]

Featuring superb lyrics ("...he kicked butt, with the postal team, that's why Lance is king..."), the tune of Abba's "Dancing Queen", a slideshow illustrating moments from LA's cycling career, and little known elements of Armstrong history, such as his walk on the moon, and introduced with the statement that "Lance Armstrong is the Greatest Individual in Human History", I give you, "Lance is King"

See, this woeful understatement is further proof that all the haterz out there r just jealius off all his acheivments. Lance is greatest and the french suck go Lance!

 

[TheDoctor]

If I was wanting to help Chuffy see the error of his ways (a project that I welcome with glee, BTW) I'd start with his rubber shorts.
Wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong. Wrong!

Oh, I don't know.....

Dear oh lord, Waffles, please don't say you've got some too.B)
That strikes me as less wrong.
*really hopes Arch doesn't read this*

 

[Arch]

Dear oh lord, Waffles, please don't say you've got some too.
That strikes me as less wrong.
*really hopes Arch doesn't read this*

<ahem!>

 

[TheDoctor]

Oops! *ducks*

 

[wafflycat]

Dear oh lord, Waffles, please don't say you've got some too.
That strikes me as less wrong.
*really hopes Arch doesn't read this*

No, I haven't got any, but I have seen the photo of Chuffers in his.. It's oddly, odd... yet not entirely horrible...

p.s. Matron says I need my medications now.

 

[Cheddar George]

Please tell me I'm not the only who read "haterz" as "Hatters" on first reading. I'm obviously not up with the "kidz" speak.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

No, I haven't got any, but I have seen the photo of Chuffers in his.. It's oddly, odd... yet not entirely horrible... .

Not entirely far off it either though.