Farting etiquette

[Dayvo]

A slight lift of one cheek is "de rigeur", I believe. Careful not to "follow though", though!

Yep, cycling with a 'tortoise's head' isn't a great bundle of laughs.

Be careful what you're sitting on.
Wooden seats, without any cushioning at all, can really give the game away.

Plastic seats are great! Talk about reverberation. :?: