Panter
Just call me Chris...
- Location
- Sittingbourne, Kent
Well, not technically today really......
I don't cycle every day, in fact far from it. It's too far, too hilly and I'm too fat and lazy.
So, what I do on "car" days is to bring in my clothes/sandwhich etc for the next days ride so that I don't have to faff around with rucksacks or panniers.
Then, when I get to work I can just change into my smart clothes and dry off the cycling stuff with a complex system of fans and makeshift washing lines
The systems worked very well, until today....
So, I stagger into work, get my breath back and rummage through my drawers for my trousers.
The fact that they're quite obviously not there doesn't prevent me from frantically looking under pens and paperclips lest they should magically appear but, after a minute or two of rummaging in increasing desperation, I have to concede that they're at home.
So, I'm now at work, wearing smart leather shoes, spandex and a labcoat.
I'm just waiting for the staff to roll in so that the humiliation can start...............
Luckily, I'm in a senior position so that no-one will say anything to my face
Unluckily, I'm in a senior position so that no-one will say anything to my face but I dread to think of the topic of chat in the tearoom
Ho hum.
I don't cycle every day, in fact far from it. It's too far, too hilly and I'm too fat and lazy.
So, what I do on "car" days is to bring in my clothes/sandwhich etc for the next days ride so that I don't have to faff around with rucksacks or panniers.
Then, when I get to work I can just change into my smart clothes and dry off the cycling stuff with a complex system of fans and makeshift washing lines
The systems worked very well, until today....
So, I stagger into work, get my breath back and rummage through my drawers for my trousers.
The fact that they're quite obviously not there doesn't prevent me from frantically looking under pens and paperclips lest they should magically appear but, after a minute or two of rummaging in increasing desperation, I have to concede that they're at home.
So, I'm now at work, wearing smart leather shoes, spandex and a labcoat.
I'm just waiting for the staff to roll in so that the humiliation can start...............
Luckily, I'm in a senior position so that no-one will say anything to my face
Unluckily, I'm in a senior position so that no-one will say anything to my face but I dread to think of the topic of chat in the tearoom
Ho hum.