Free Tip on how to make money in this time of economic gloom

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[ChrisKH]

And what if you're male and want to do a big jobby?

 

[mr Mag00]

oops failed at the first post, off you go for another idea

 

[Blue]

Is CoG a banker?

 

[domtyler]

I have invented a street based vending machine that dispenses alcohol in one pound shots. So, say you're walking along, you're on your way to a job interview and feeling a little nervous, you just pop in your pound coin and are delivered a small but potent shot of booze to settle your nerves. If you do well in the interview you can treat yourself to a couple more on the way out, or if you really muck up you can drown your sorrows.

 

[domtyler]

Is it called a "pub" Dom?

No, that's the whole point. It removes the need to actually enter an establishment. It will be just like a phone booth only instead of making a call you are dispensed a small shot of my proprietary drink in a small plastic cup. With all the desperate people who are, or will be around once the present troubles escalate into a worldwide depression it simply cannot fail to be a success.

 

[Mr Pig]

Why should we leave the lid down for women? They don't leave it up for us.

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

Could one of you entrepreneurs please invent a LBS that stocks 60cm + size bikes. Ta.

 

[domtyler]

well maybe you're right. But I find a bottle of Aldi vodka in a brown bag works just as well.

Maybe you're right, I'm quite similar really only I carry a bottle of brown vodka in an Aldi bag.