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yenrod

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Paddy & Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster!

Paddy missed the tube & Mick came on the bus!!





Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks 'How

many people are flying with you?'

Paddy replies 'I dont know! Its your f***ing plane!!'



Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night. After

3 hours of amazing sex Paddy says 'I wonder how the girls are

getting on'




Q. Whats a Catholic priest & a pint of Guiness got in common?

A. black coat, white collar & you've got to watch your arse if

you get a dodgy one!





Paddy the electrician got sacked from the U.S. prison service

for not servicing the electric chair. He said in his professional

opinion it was a death trap!





Paddy's chat up lines:

1. Did ya fart? 'Cos ya just blew me away!

2. Are your parents retarded? 'Cos your special!

3. My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just cant hold it in!

4. Is there a mirror in your knickers? 'Cos I can see myself in

them!

5. Your body reminds me of a spanner. Evertime I think of you my

nuts tighten up!

6. You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is

only a light switch away!





Paddy, the Irish boyfriend of the woman whos head was found on

Arbroath beach was asked to identify her. A detective held up the
head
to which point Paddy said 'I dont think thats her, she wasnt that
tall!'




An Irishman is shagging a Jewish girl & says 'You're not very

tight for a Jew!'

She says 'Well you're not very thick for a Paddy!'





Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have

Bluetongue. 'Be Jeysus!' he said, 'I didnt even know they had mobile

phones!'





Mick & Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick

say 'Crikey! Theres a bloke here who was 152!'

Paddy says 'Whats his name?'

Mick replies 'Miles from London!'
 

cyclenic

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Excelent, brightened up my friday stuck in work! :evil:
 
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