I was in a club in Cambridge about 10 years ago when Stelios Easyjet was in there with a total stunner. This song was playing, and he must have had a thing about her doing things to other blokes. She was dancing away, walked up to me and started to rub her downstairs reproductive organs on my leg in a profuse manner.
Bizarre and enjoyable!
She must have boiled her head off in all those huge woolly pullies she used to wear. I used to use this track to do my abs exercises. The quicker I did them, the quicker I could turn it off.
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