I wish mine would just have a poo and be done with it...but no....he'll do some, I bag it, walk on, he decides he wants another....I bag it, we walk on.....oh fer chrissakes I have uttered out loud to him occasionally.Me: To the dog who'd just done his business on a steep grass bank " Why the hell do you go here you weird bloody dog" I said, risking my neck crawling down it.
Dog: Looks at me with a look that says, I'm weird, hey I'm not the one collecting poo in a plastic bag. What do you do with all this poo you collect anyway?
Dialogue heard on radio 2 at lunchtime, whilst a debate was taking place about the current heatwave.
Presenter "and now we are joined by weather's answer to Mystic Meg, Piers Corbyn"
Piers, In a stroppy voice, "I am NOT a Mystic Meg, I'm a qualified Astrophysicist"!!
If he's qualified then doesn't say much for the course!! Don't think he's ever got a forecast right in his life.