Good news for my underpants

[NickM]

I have just been informed that if the fire alarm goes off it will be a test, and that there will be no need to evacuate.

Well, phew.

 

[Aperitif]

Oh - thought you were going to announce a double bollectomy for a moment Nick

Or worse...

 

[Maz]

You will soon forget about that warning and when the alarm sounds you will still cack yourself.
Guaranteed!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

we have those at work. i always wonder what happens if there's a fire while they're testing the alarm.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Nick, the last time we had a fire drill the building took about 30 seconds longer to empty than previous drill. As a result, the H&S committee issued an email to the workforce suggesting that people who are unfamiliar with the stairs practice using them at quiet times, so that for the next drill we clear out more efficiently.

No word of a lie.

I thought of you when I got the email.

 

[NickM]

Bugger! I knew it was coming and still it made me jump

Note to self: do more drugs. Just off to the bogs to check the nether garments...

...No word of a lie...

 

[Jaded]

Best way to have a fire drill is not to tell people it is going to happen.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Same thing applies to sex IIRC.

 

[yenrod]

 

[NickM]

Same thing applies to sex IIRC.

Been a while, Tdlc?

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Been a while, Tdlc?

Happily Married

 

[ChrisKH]

I have just been informed that if the fire alarm goes off it will be a test, and that there will be no need to evacuate.

Well, phew.

Spare a thought for my five year old. He didn't know where the toilets were at school yesterday lunchtime and he did indeed evacuate but was too scared to tell his teacher. She found out eventually and went ballistic. Not a good example to others I thought. If you teach five year olds you're going to get that occasionally.

I shouldn't expect anything different from a 27 year old with a soft top Audi and breast augmentation I suppose.

 

[NickM]

She... went ballistic...

What a prat. I hope your son is not traumatised.

My underpants are still pristine, by the way

 

[ChrisKH]

What a prat. I hope your son is not traumatised.

My underpants are still pristine, by the way

He's off school today. He didn't want to go in, not surprisingly. Mrs KH has made an appointment to see the teacher concerned.

 

[sheddy]

"soft top Audi and breast augmentation"
Isn't that the same thing ?