Greetings Mankind

[mondobongo]

Mr P's just hoping the end of the world does'nt happen and he gets some Assos kit for free.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Mr P's just hoping the end of the world does'nt happen and he gets some Assos kit for free.

You not stoopid.

 

[Arch]

Welcome on board Collider.

A quick question - would it help if we wore helmets on wednesday?

I only ask because I think our last couple of days in existance would be most wisely spent regurgetating the cycle helmet debate.

Reminds me of the exchange in Hitch Hikers' Guide.

"I thought, if the world was going to end, we were meant to lie down, or put a paper bag over our heads or something...."
"If you like, yes"
"Will that help?"
"No..."

Six pints of beer and a packet of peanuts please, and quickly, the world's about to end...

 

[Landslide]

Reminds me of the exchange in Hitch Hikers' Guide.

"I thought, if the world was going to end, we were meant to lie down, or put a paper bag over our heads or something...."
"If you like, yes"
"Will that help?"
"No..."

Six pints of beer and a packet of peanuts please, and quickly, the world's about to end...

If only you'd been here earlier...
http://www.cyclechat.co.uk/forums/showpost.php?p=392609&postcount=62

 

[Arch]

If only you'd been here earlier...
http://www.cyclechat.co.uk/forums/showpost.php?p=392609&postcount=62

Try asking a gin and tonic!

 

[Landslide]

In such a situation, I'm more of a "Drink first, ask questions later" kinda guy!

 

[mondobongo]

Has his Mum not let the Hardon Colander out to play yet??

 

[mondobongo]

Plus someone probably wants to drain the spuds through him.

 

[Baggy]

I want to know about the Lottery. Maybe I'll spend my pound on chocolate instead.

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

Plus someone probably wants to drain the spuds through him.

Iff anyvun is tryink to drain their spuds in me then zey vill have a trillion photons collided up zer bell ending.

 

[TVC]

Iff anyvun is tryink to drain their spuds in me then zey vill have a trillion photons collided up zer bell ending.

OOOH! Aren't we a grumpy partical accelerator tonight.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Where's all your Charm?

Strange, I thought he was quite a nice accelerator, as these things go...

 

[marinyork]

I think you're a Top accelerator too. Not even a Squark in hearing distance.

 

[HADRON COLLIDER'S MUM]

I SO SORRY FOR TROUBLE HADDY IS CAUSING. I TRY UND TRY BUT ZEY GROW UP SO QUICK, ONLY 20 YEARS OLD AND 27 KM WIDE ALREADY. WHAT CAN HIS MUZZER DO?

"I WILL GIVE YOU ZER SLIPPER HADDY" SAY I, BUT HE JUST LAUGH.

 

[wafflycat]

I see Haddy is switched on now. Hurrah!