Steve Malkin
Veteran
- Location
- Cheshire
Having had little success with touch-up paint in the past, I decided to simply cover the patch of missing paint on my frame with a sticker. This one made me chuckle..
Happiness is....
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Edwards80
Über Member
- Location
- Stockport, UK
Unhappiness will be when your bike is missing and you find this stuck to the lamp-post it was chained to 
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Steve Malkin
Veteran
- Location
- Cheshire
That's where phase 2 of the master plan swings into operation and I remotely deploy the 2ft long spring loaded metal spike that'd hidden in the seat tubeUnhappiness will be when your bike is missing and you find this stuck to the lamp-post it was chained to
Similar to my strategy. My bike frame's made of uranium, so will cause radiation sickness in any would be thief! Now, if you'll excuse me, I seem to be coughing up blood again and more of my hair's fallen out....................That's where phase 2 of the master plan swings into operation and I remotely deploy the 2ft long spring loaded metal spike that'd hidden in the seat tube
