"So after years of owning bikes, <grooms name> has finally found a decent ride. Unlike some of our more extreme mountain bike adventures, despite all the bucking and thrashing around, he usually manages to stay on <brides name>. I remember once when we were in <insert venue> and he got a puncture, neither of us had a pump, if only <grooms name> or me were able to blow like <brides name>.
Enough of that though, I would like you to raise you glasses to, <groom & brides names> and wish them many more long days and nights in the saddle together."
Simple see, pm me if you need the other 10 minutes of the speech and I'll see what I can do