I was watching Carol Vorderman and I got aroused.

[yenrod]

I like her. Not as much as the French one on the M&S ads though.

Id rather have the Frenchy anyday - english jobbies are rough as...a bears arse!

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Who the arsing buttocks is Myleene Klass?

 

[Night Train]

Who the arsing buttocks is Myleene Klass?

She is a classical pianist and tv presenter who was also once in something called Hear'Say. Wiki.

Her classical music is really quite good.

 

[spindrift]

"Two from the top":

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Nah I'd prefer a beautiful thicko. It would be great to see them struggle with the numbers, especially the 75s.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

I will also exclusively reveal that my highest ever word score on Countdown was 8 letters: WANKERED.

One of the contestants got self-gratification artist and they allowed it, but failed to add the ED. Chumps. According to Dictionarycorner.com (minus the corner) my word is valid and means "very intoxicated".

Clicky for evidence and enjoy the glorious example of usage at Dictionary.com

 

[Flying_Monkey]

I now have disturbing visions of some of the more desperate forum members pleasuring themselves to Countdown of an afternoon... you sad, depraved people.

 

[spindrift]

I now have disturbing visions of some of the more desperate forum members pleasuring themselves to Countdown of an afternoon... you sad, depraved people.

shrugs* ?

 

[spindrift]

 

[Arch]

Who would they use for the maths/numbers round?

Frank Bruno


Jade Goody


Brian Blessed.

That would be... interesting!

"...AND THEN MULTIPLY BY 5 TO GET 475! THERE, IT'S EASY!"

 

[Dayvo]

shrugs* ?

Is that one from the top, or one off the wrist?

 

[Dayvo]

She's boss-eyed!

 

[andy_wrx]

Ever heard that saying about not looking at the mantelpiece ?