If I was to say to you

[Dave5N]

Can you keep a secret?

 

[Dave5N]

Would you know just what to do, or where to keep it?

 

[montage]

of course! *unzips*

 

[dudi]

no more secure a safety deposit box that a determined mind... Of course if the secret is truely appauling then it's a different matter.

So yes, but don't tell me if it's illegal.

 

[ComedyPilot]

It's not a secret if you tell anyone.


Especially me!

 

[PaulB]

Three fastest ways of spreading news; telephone, telegraph and tell a woman.

 

[Auntie Helen]

What happened to the subjunctive?

 

[Aperitif]

I had subjunctivitis once - it made me happy to cry.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

poison arrow - abc

 

[Night Train]

I am a secret keeper for a few people. Don't know why but some people feel the need to tell me things knowing it then goes no further, at least no further from me. Even when someone else blabs, I still maintain the secret that I have been told.

 

[Dave5N]

poison arrow - abc

A.etc you outshine the stars.

 

[Noodley]

I get asked this in my job all the time.

Answer: No.

But I still get told.

 

[Dayvo]

I get asked this in my job all the time.

Answer: No.

But I still get told.

Ooh! You old gossip, you!

 

[Mr Pig]

My mother's definition of a secret is something that you tell everyone, one at a time.