If you had to describe yourself in a derogatory manner....
PaulB Legendary Member 31 Mar 2009 #2 God's gift to women but too big "downstairs" for comfort. It's a cross I have to bear.
PaulB Legendary Member 31 Mar 2009 #5 User76 said: So, you really have a complete cock? Click to expand... I've had nae compalints, like.
ComedyPilot Secret Lemonade Drinker 31 Mar 2009 #6 I thought it read a 'couple of splints' Is that what you need to keep it up?
Auntie Helen Ich bin Powerfrau! 31 Mar 2009 #9 FatFellaFromFelixstowe said: vindictive Click to expand... Oooh, I'm not crossing you then! *runs away*
FatFellaFromFelixstowe said: vindictive Click to expand... Oooh, I'm not crossing you then! *runs away*
Riding in Circles Veteran 31 Mar 2009 #11 Arrogant, I would add the c word on the end but I don't like to swear.
montage God Almighty 31 Mar 2009 #12 User76 said: ....what would it be? I reckon I can be a "sarcastic bastard" at times, how do you lot see yourselves in a realistic but negative mirror? Click to expand... twat
User76 said: ....what would it be? I reckon I can be a "sarcastic bastard" at times, how do you lot see yourselves in a realistic but negative mirror? Click to expand... twat