I'll never be able to wear that again.

[PaulB]

That useless lump of shite, Eamon Holmes is currently on TV and he's got the same Ted Baker shirt on that I have in my wardrobe and love wearing. Not no more it's not. It's going to the Oxfam on Monday.

 

[oxbob]

Serves you right for being a fashion whore

 

[Will1985]

If he's a "useless lump of shite", why on earth were you watching in the first place? You would have been none the wiser if you had been watching something else or out on your bike

Who cares if people on the TV have the same clothes?

 

[PaulB]

If he's a "useless lump of shite", why on earth were you watching in the first place? You would have been none the wiser if you had been watching something else or out on your bike

Who cares if people on the TV have the same clothes?

I went out on my bike earlier, thanks. Not doing too much today as I'm doing the White Rose tomorrow and Jabba the Holmes was on "Who wants to be a miilionaire?" and I wasn't watching it at all but my wife was and told me he had it on. Clearly an attempt by the charisma-bypassed talent void to try and establish some credibility by wearing stylish garb. And I do care if a sack of shite like him wears the same clothes as I possess. Call me shallow if you like but I didn't like it at all.

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Erm.......how could Eamon Holmes be wearing the same shirt you have in your wardrobe? Unless of course you keep Eamon Holmes in your wardrobe? Isn't that a bit cruel? I mean.......where does he go? You know.......go? What do you feed him?

 

[ComedyPilot]

I went out on my bike earlier, thanks. Not doing too much today as I'm doing the White Rose tomorrow and Jabba the Holmes was on "Who wants to be a miilionaire?" and I wasn't watching it at all but my wife was and told me he had it on. Clearly an attempt by the charisma-bypassed talent void to try and establish some credibility by wearing stylish garb. And I do care if a sack of shite like him wears the same clothes as I possess. Call me shallow if you like but I didn't like it at all.

Yeah right, and this one's got bells on.

 

[snapper_37]

Jabba the Holmes

Paul - would you kindly mind knocking up a small book with all your funny quotes. They really make my day.

 

[ufkacbln]

Bought a Rohan suit in a closing for refit sale (couldn't afford otherwise) only to see Jeremy Paxman wearing the same suit on Newsnight that evening.

Referred to as "The Paxman" ever since

 

[PaulB]

Paul - would you kindly mind knocking up a small book with all your funny quotes. They really make my day.

Thanks but you must be easily pleased. I'm a rank amateur compared to the best in the business, my mother, who had a wickedly acerbic tongue on her.

 

[yenrod]

That useless lump of shite, Eamon Holmes is currently on TV and he's got the same Ted Baker shirt on that I have in my wardrobe and love wearing. Not no more it's not. It's going to the Oxfam on Monday.

Paul if you ever want to talk - we're here to hear

 

[yenrod]

Was it this one Paul?

Bloody hell is that bad!

...that'd make a good bikecleaningragg!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Was it this one Paul?

I would sooner have my eyeballs dug out with a rusty fork than wear something so hideous!

That just smacks of a bloke losing all individuality and listening to his metrosexual side.

Pass the hair gel Beckham, I am giving up on being me, I wanna be one of the sheep.

baaa