I'm not a stripogram!

[topcat1]

Was out for a ride yesterday and had on matching winter kit which looks fine when you're on the bike. On the way home I stopped to buy some tickets for the fireworks , walked into the office and there's a young lady who's very excited to see me.All the other woman in the office cheer and say "she's over there" i say" can I have 4 tickets for the fireworks on saturday please?" "so your not the stripper then? sorry we ordered a stripper for her birthday and thought it was you.". I'm still laughing.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

You should've improvised, got dressed again, taken the money and then scarpered.

 

[sheddy]

Yes but how cold was it ?

 

[Mr Pig]

Man, I wish I could get confused with a male stripper...

 

[yorkshiregoth]

Maybe he/she was confused for a female stripper

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Maybe they smelt like Paint Stripper.

 

[spandex]

Can we have a pic?

 

[dudi]

haha. nice work.

I got eyed up when i got to work in my tights today... thats about as good as it gets for me!

 

[Fnaar]

If you will go waving your helmet around....

 

[buggi]

i'm sorry to say, but from the quality of male strippers i have seen in my life time, i wouldn't take it as a compliment

 

[stephec]

i'm sorry to say, but from the quality of male strippers i have seen in my life time, i wouldn't take it as a compliment

Who's been doing some indepth studies?

Bit of a connoisseur are you?

 

[Yellow Fang]

Should have got your willy out anyway. Usually you'd get arrested.

 

[topcat1]

I look more like a downhill skier (not eddie the eagle) than a cyclist. Still laughing.

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

Blimey now thats a good idea...now I have 2 ways to get cash on tour...Guitar busking and male strippo gram..erm..only I cant carry my guitar on the bike.

 

[buggi]

Who's been doing some indepth studies?

Bit of a connoisseur are you?

more like... unfortunate victim