It's all going down the pan...

[Landslide]

I wonder if he comes from Toulouse...

 

[Aperitif]

Must be on a pee as you go tarrif...

 

[alecstilleyedye]

did she pay for a first class, or just a bog standard ticket?

 

[buggi]

bet he had a crap day

 

[Sittingduck]

toilet humour huh

 

[Mr Phoebus]

I'll bet he was taking a picture of his creation for Rate My Poo.com when he
dropped the phone down the pan.

 

[Greedo]

Merde!!!!!

 

[Mr Phoebus]

He's very lucky the turd only wanted his hand, I've seen much worse...

The Talking Turd in I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle.

 

[Mr Pig]

He's just lucky that Gillian McKeith wasn't on the train or the fire brigade wouldn't have been able to get anywhere near him!