ArDee
Guru
- Location
- North of Buntingford, Hetfordshire
An old cyclist is out in the summer for a long ride in the country, and is felling thirsty. So he pulls up to a pub in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside.
As he passes through the doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
COLD BEER: £2.50
HAMBURGER: £2.50
CHEESEBURGER: £3.00
CHICKEN SANDWICH: £3.50
HAND JOB: £50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment; he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers at the other end of the bar.
She glides down behind the bar to the cyclist. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"
The cyclist leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am".
The cyclist leans closer still and whispers softly into her left ear, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I'll be wanting a cheeseburger and a beer".
As he passes through the doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
COLD BEER: £2.50
HAMBURGER: £2.50
CHEESEBURGER: £3.00
CHICKEN SANDWICH: £3.50
HAND JOB: £50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment; he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers at the other end of the bar.
She glides down behind the bar to the cyclist. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"
The cyclist leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am".
The cyclist leans closer still and whispers softly into her left ear, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I'll be wanting a cheeseburger and a beer".
