Just heard a schoolboy say one of

[Greedo]

the funniest things I've heard in ages in a shop there.


He was telling his mate about a girl he met during the Easter break and how she had given him a hand job.

He said

"It was shite though, she was doing it too hard and my knob was killing me afterwards"

His pal replied with a disgusted look on his face "I hate birds that give w*nks like they're chapping a castle door"

 

[dan_bo]

ace.

 

[gavintc]

Glasgow one-liners are so special. They have that ability to cut straight to the heart.

 

[gbb]

On a similar vein...i was sitting in my living room, with the window open one late evening.
I could hear a bit of a disagreement coming up the communal path..a mother (i assume) was heard to say to her daughter (i assume)..
'you put it in your mouth...you swallowed it...It's your own fault!!!!'



Ooer !!! Dare'nt think what the y were talking about

 

[FBOAB]

Similarly, when I was a bus driver for my sins you did tend to hear some wonderful things. A favavourite was two old women:
"Did you hear that Aurthurs died?"
"No. Ohh that's a shame. Then again, that electric chair they bought him couldn't have done him any good."
Couldn't get the image out of my head for weeks....