Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
I would like to confirm that I am a completely different person to anyone I may have been previously.
'I used to have multiple personality disorder, but we have been cured now'
I would like to confirm that I am a completely different person to anyone I may have been previously.
This reminds me of a bloke I used to know who only had one hand. We were drinking and playing cards one night, 3 card brag, and he went for a pee during which time everyone folded and the next dealer collected the cards up. When he came back he said, "Where's my fecking hand"You should see it when he forgets about his missing limb and tries to clap.
Laugh?
Not me.
The whole carriage just looked at me as I laughed very loudly out loud.Many years ago as a new Bobby I got into a scrap with a feller. I got the advantage and handcuffed him, whereupon his artificial arm fell off and he started fighting again.
The whole carriage just looked at me as I laughed very loudly out loud.
Possibly. Feels like pits being pulled by horses. East coast used to be good. Then Virgin trains took over . In a week they have ruined a good serviceDid you startle the horses too?
Did you do an, " 'armless," joke?Looking back now it was funny. He was a big feller, a real handful, and when his arm fell off and he sparked up again I was panicking.cos I was so stuck for something to try!
Possibly. Feels like pits being pulled by horses. East coast used to be good. Then Virgin trains took over . In a week they have ruined a good service