My 'new' bike - the Millennium Falcon

[Riding in Circles]

my scarred and purple backside.

To much information, what you two get upto in private is your business and I'll thank you not to share it on here.

But I have no problem with the love thang invading the forum.

 

[Arch]

1. What's that thing on the handlebars?

2. Did you build his toothbrush at yours up from old parts on Ebay?

1. As TheDoc has explained, it's a teapot shaped bell....

2. Oh yes, took me weeks to track down enough bristles.

I didn't think I was being all that gooey. I apologise to anyone (well, the one person) who dislikes public showings of happiness....

Carwash, when you made that remark about looking like junk, I thought you meant me for a minute, and was going to come round your house with a big stick...

Now then, better dig out that copy of the Kama Sutra and the webcam...

 

[wafflycat]

Now then, better dig out that copy of the Kama Sutra and the webcam...

*hands Arch the pot of Swafega and roll of clingfilm*

*settles down on chair for afternoon of interesting viewing*

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

* Gets popcorn out *

* Gets nervous about what he may witness *

* Chickens out and leaves the golden-oldies porn show to Waffles *

 

[Plax]

Very nice bike Arch! Do you think you can pedal it up the Llanberis Pass faster than TheDoctor

 

[TheDoctor]

*whimper*
I got beated hollow by Plax.
Plax > I
*sobs*

 

[Arch]

*whimper*
I got beated hollow by Plax.
Plax > I
*sobs*

There, there..

<strokes head comfortingly>

<stops before it gets out of hand>

Nah, Plax, I reckon TheDoc would beat me up any hill, as would most people! But if we're ever over your way, we'll have to have a race. You two can get the stove and kettle set up when you get to the top, ready for my cup of tea...

 

[Arch]

* Gets popcorn out *

* Gets nervous about what he may witness *

* Chickens out and leaves the golden-oldies porn show to Waffles *

Excuse me! "Golden oldies"!

How very dare you....

 

[TheDoctor]

There's a caff at the top of Llanberis Pass
Petes Eats in Llanberis itself is better though...

 

[Arch]

There's a caff at the top of Llanberis Pass
Petes Eats in Llanberis itself is better though...

Nothing wrong with two cafe stops! (as you know full well!)

 

[Soltydog]

Nothing wrong with two cafe stops! (as you know full well!)

Now that depends how far apart they are

 

[fossyant]

Needs drops on that Ribble frame..... !! Only kidding !!!

 

[domtyler]

Oh FFS. It's a write up of a bike, not 'Love Story' and the Kama Sutra...
Did your parents not teach you to say 'thank you' politely?

You really are a pompous twerp at times (to coin a phrase). 'In my day' my scarred and purple backside.

[/rant]

Where's the love?

 

[John the Monkey]

Where's the love?

I'm told that it's everywhere you look around...

 

[TheDoctor]

Where's the love?

Fair enough. Give us a kiss, then, big boy!