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montage

God Almighty
Location
Bethlehem
Why do men have them?
What would be the perfect looking nipple?
Why is there nipple skin around the nipple?

Anybody got a third nipple?
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
montage said:
Why do men have them?
What would be the perfect looking nipple?
Why is there nipple skin around the nipple?

Anybody got a third nipple?

1) Cos we'd look silly without them
2) I once had an Italian girlfriend with an inverted nipple.. wierd, but :sad:
3)See answer to #1
 

Jim_Noir

New Member
Because in the womb we are female untill we turn male... or was that a Sarah Silverman show I saw
 

Yellow Fang

Legendary Member
Location
Reading
1] Nipples help medics to locate the heart: it's right in the middle. I was told that if someone had a heart attack I was to rip open their shirt and give them a BGT (bloody great thump) right between the nipples. So they're not entirely useless, even on men.
 
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God Almighty
Location
Bethlehem
Yellow Fang said:
1] Nipples help medics to locate the heart: it's right in the middle. I was told that if someone had a heart attack I was to rip open their shirt and give them a BGT (bloody great thump) right between the nipples. So they're not entirely useless, even on men.

What about people with a third nipple?
Is their heart in a different place then?
 

Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
Yellow Fang said:
1] Nipples help medics to locate the heart: it's right in the middle. I was told that if someone had a heart attack I was to rip open their shirt and give them a BGT (bloody great thump) right between the nipples. So they're not entirely useless, even on men.

Cant go by that with women now, when i did first aid(had to do it, my brother was ill and my mum had paid for the course) if a woman has fake boobs, or a fake boob, going by the nipples wont be right.
We had a long talk on fake boobs
 

Landslide

Rare Migrant
montage said:
Why do men have them?
What would be the perfect looking nipple?
Why is there nipple skin around the nipple?

Anybody got a third nipple?

1) To keep the tension in their spokes
2) Classic nickle-plated brass (I've no time for those anodised ally ones...)
3) No skin on my rims
4) I've got some spares...
 

Velorum

New Member
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God Almighty
Location
Bethlehem
Joe24 said:
Cant go by that with women now, when i did first aid(had to do it, my brother was ill and my mum had paid for the course) if a woman has fake boobs, or a fake boob, going by the nipples wont be right.
We had a long talk on fake boobs


First aid on fake boobs is nerve racking. Usually gives you a bit of a lump in the throat... chances are she will end up at a sticky end anyway
 
I don't understand all this saucy innuendo. I've got forty-seven nipples. Twenty on the front wheel and twenty-seven on the rear.

Oh.

I see....
 

Yellow Fang

Legendary Member
Location
Reading
Joe24 said:
Cant go by that with women now, when i did first aid(had to do it, my brother was ill and my mum had paid for the course) if a woman has fake boobs, or a fake boob, going by the nipples wont be right.
We had a long talk on fake boobs

Yes, but women's nipples have other uses.
 
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User169

Guest
Velorum said:

Whilst I suppose everyone would guess that's a fake, it's not actually possible. Extranumerary nipples appear on the milk line.
 
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