Odd cycling habits/rituals?

[gavroche]

I keep looking at my Garmin to see how many miles I have done.

 

[gavintc]

I point and shout "peasant!" at cyclists in Aldi/Lidl clothing

There is a problem with this. You need to know what aldi/lidl clothing looks like.

 

[Biscuitfrisky]

If a squirrel decides to cross my path, native Indian shrieks are the method of alerting the spider rats or my presence.

 

[Stonechat]

Had fun in New Forest sportive, when pigs crossed the road, shouted 'bacon' at them

 

[tiermat]

When things are going bad/I am tired/riding into a headwind, I swear like a trooper with Tourettes, but always in furrin languages.

I seem to be fluent in swearing in French, Spanish, German, Magyar and Arabic

 

[Shut Up Legs]

I just play songs in my head. I've been known to play entire CDs that way. It saves taking a music player with me .

 

[Mrs M]

Always mount from the right, always clipped in on the left, right foot down when stationary. Greet the field of cows with a cheery "hello ladies" check rear tyre not flat every 5 mins, apart from that I am completely "normal".