Old time tips...

[stedlocks]

If you want something done properly, do it yourself....

Never let your nanny see your fanny............

When tiling, mix it wet in the summer, dry in the winter................the last one is the serious one, by the way

 

[threefingerjoe]

A dropped tool will always land where it can cause the most damage.

A $400 electrical component will protect a 10 cent fuse, by blowing first.

A shortcut is the longest distance between 2 points.

Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.

 

[mickle]

When wielding a tool always plan an escape route for your fingers.

 

[Tim Bennet.]

A bird in the bush is worth more than a life time's pursuance of the unattainable.