PCGM? Common sense? What woud YOU do?

[Arch]

Why not, next time your mate and wife are round, tell them all about how you used to call your little 'monkey' (just in conversation, shoul dbe easy enough to say "oh, look at him climb, do you know, when my lad was little...), so that they get the context? And you can gauge if they seem shocked or anything...

 

[Mr Pig]

AFAIK Colne is not in Nigeria.

I could point you to a map if you're not sure?

 

[PaulB]

I wish it was today; the weather's blimmin' well awful.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

I could point you to a map if you're not sure?