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[alecstilleyedye]

 

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If only I'd patented my throw-away remark....

I reckon people would pay good money for an elephant car wash. If I only had an elephant...

 

[alecstilleyedye]

in fairness, the baby elephant doesn't seem as useful as the adult…

 

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in fairness, the baby elephant doesn't seem as useful as the adult…

I think they have less trunk control - their trunks are so wibbly (that's the bit I like best). But maybe they could concentrate on doing hubcaps and the low down bits, while the adults do the top bits.

Draft in some giraffes with chamois leathers, and you could do the windows on double decker buses too.

 

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Draft in some giraffes with chamois leathers, and you could do the windows on double decker buses too.

But don't giraffes have wonderful tongues for doing that ?

Besides they might be a bit ... well, you know ... have a thing about using chamois leather. Plains brotherhood and all that

 

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They could use Chamois Chakrabarti to dry up...

 

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But don't giraffes have wonderful tongues for doing that ?

Besides they might be a bit ... well, you know ... have a thing about using chamois leather. Plains brotherhood and all that

Well, I suppose. Although, don't Chamois live in mountains? I'm pretty sure giraffes don't. Also, the tongues might be a bit... smeary.

How about if we give them J cloths instead?

Meanwhile, our team of specially trained snakes will service the inside of your exhaust system....

 

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The good thing about elephants is that you could also use them to vacuum out the interior.

 

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The good thing about elephants is that you could also use them to vacuum out the interior.

We're really getting somewhere with this idea.... It'll be ready for the next series of Dragon's Den....

(You know how when you are working on an engine, there's always a bolt or something that is just too far out of reach for the human arm? Orang Utans.)