Rate my gardening chances

[rich p]

fark me Crax, the grass is taller than the bloody trees.
The informer, Mo the grass. Never again will I mention that joke.

 

[rich p]

Lush and Welsh kinda goes together in my head. There must be some strange association somewhere.

Nessa from Gavin and Stacey?

 

[Crackle]

Nessa from Gavin and Stacey?

Never seen it.

 

[rich p]

They're not little, they're far away.... it's just a really big garden.

You're not reassuring me!

 

[rich p]

Never seen it.

Good grief - next you'll be telling me that you've never read Biggles the Racist!!!!

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

What's that poxy bit of ground behind the nonsense trees supposed to be - a bark feature?

 

[Crackle]

What's that poxy bit of ground behind the nonsense trees supposed to be - a bark feature?

Kind of: It's for someone who barks anyway, hence the trees to shield his privacy. However the training, whilst having gone well, has not left any desire for him to use it and he now just crosses his legs.

 

[Kestevan]

hence the trees to shield his privacy......

Is your hound some form of (very very) miniature poodle then Crackle?

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Kind of: It's for someone who barks anyway, hence the trees to shield his privacy. However the training, whilst having gone well, has not left any desire for him to use it and he now just crosses his legs.

Ah of course, with a lush lawn like that you not want the dog píssing on it. Although before too long you'll have trouble finding him in it let alone need to shield his privacy.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I think that grass is a Photoshop job, more proof required.

 

[Crackle]

I think that grass is a Photoshop job, more proof required.

Pm me your address, I'll post some.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Pm me your address, I'll post some.

I don't think so, a scally like you would be down here nicking my stuff in a flash.

 

[4F]

and pray, what have you got that's worth nicking?

Three bikes allegedly but I am far from convinced.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

and pray, what have you got that's worth nicking?

Tell you, cockerney scroat from That London, I don't think so.