Ringo Starr...

[PaulB]

I imagine he's trying to drum up some interest, get people to remember who he is (or at least, was), that sort of thing.

He's such a dead beat. He's a cymbal for the disgustingly rich to show their contempt for the people who put them there and he deserves the stick he's going to get.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

He needs to climb down off his hi hat horse, bassically.

 

[Gromit]

He's getting old and tired, he deserves a rest.

 

[Slowgrind]

Who is he?

 

[Dayvo]

Who is he?

He didn't do much in a 60s boy-band called The Beatless!

 

[Saddle bum]

"He's not the best drummer in the World, in fact, he's not the best drummer in the Beatles". John Lennon.

Edit: someone beat me to it, but it bears repeating.

 

[Fnaar]

Cruelly, someone once asked the question "Why are the Beatles dying in the wrong order?"

 

[Melvil]

Cruelly, someone once asked the question "Why are the Beatles dying in the wrong order?"

Ouch!

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Cruelly, someone once asked the question "Why are the Beatles dying in the wrong order?"

Harsh...

...but fair.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Cruelly, someone once asked the question "Why are the Beatles dying in the wrong order?"

They do though, don't they though.