Can you pay a likely garcon €2 to mind your velo?
Not really my style.
Spoke to a jobswirth. His advice from behind armoured glass was "laisse la bas" with a gallic point.
C'est surveiller?
That brought a gallic shrug and that "phwaph" noise. Translates broadly as why should I tell you, even if I knew.
Bolted it to a fence in his field of view.
He had the phone to his ear and smiled and waved. I assumed he was ringing his mate to bring the angle grinder round.