sad silent scream of the alsation

[Abitrary]

Do you remember when the alsation was the hardest dog? What happened?

Undeserved houses with massive posters in the window saying DON'T MESS BECAUSE I LIVE HERE, and a lovely alsation giving a cheeky wink.

We then got boiling frog syndrome with dobermans, rottweilers and fat angry terrier type things. I yearn for the days of the alsation.

And not only were we content with usurping it with chavvy dogs, but the RSPSCA or crufts or whatever renamed it 'german shepherd'. What a blow to its doghood. I can just imagine them being dressed up like heidi by little girls and crying silent doggy tears.

 

[Sittingduck]

Alsations are 'orrible things

 

[gary r]

ive got some lovely scars up my arms & on my stomach where i was attacked by an alsation dog,i was about 14 or 15 years old when it happened. It was so quick i didnt even realise i had been bitten in the stomach until i felt the blood oozing through my clothes.i was scared of dogs(large ones) for years & am still weary of them now (25 years later) I had nighmares for ages & i always think if that had been a small kid,they would have been killed.My brave mates at the time said "why didnt you just boot it" etc.believe me they are so fast you dont get a chance,It dragged me to the ground in seconds shaking my wrist & arm with great force.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I don't know what you have in your drinks cabinet, Abitrary, but I'd use it to strip furniture or weatherproof large bridges instead of drinking it!!!

 

[Abitrary]

ive got some lovely scars up my arms & on my stomach where i was attacked by an alsation dog,i was about 14 or 15 years old when it happened. It was so quick i didnt even realise i had been bitten in the stomach until i felt the blood oozing through my clothes.i was scared of dogs(large ones) for years & am still weary of them now (25 years later) I had nighmares for ages & i always think if that had been a small kid,they would have been killed.My brave mates at the time said "why didnt you just boot it" etc.believe me they are so fast you dont get a chance,It dragged me to the ground in seconds shaking my wrist & arm with great force.

Be lucky it wasn't a pit bull - don't look if you are squeamish.

http://www.slackers.co.za/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=10695

 

[Joe24]

Be lucky it wasn't a pit bull - don't look if you are squeamish.

http://www.slackers.co.za/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=10695

Thats got to hurt abit

 

[Crackle]

That's got to be fake, a bit.

 

[bonj2]

unevolve them all again

 

[Abitrary]

That's got to be fake, a bit.

o rly? If that human was any smaller it would be in that dog's stomach.

 

[Joe24]

Its them little shitzus that are terrors. They run around and bight ankles. If one of them was let lose, i would hate to see what it would do.
Alsations are nothing compared to shitzus

 

[Abitrary]

Its them little shitzus that are terrors. They run around and bight ankles. If one of them was let lose, i would hate to see what it would do.
Alsations are nothing compared to shitzus

Alsations have charisma. The only dog I have ever loved was the alsation of a schoolhood friend, and he was almost the same height as me.

Alsations are like a mixture of lion and domestic cat of the urban dog world.

 

[Noodley]

Alsations are like a mixture of lion and domestic cat of the urban dog world.

So they are cool cos they are like cats? A bit strange for a dog...

 

[Abitrary]

So they are cool cos they are like cats? A bit strange for a dog...

Not literally, but metaphorically / allegorically / similimically or even allusionary. Wake up at the back.

 

[Noodley]

Not literally, but metaphorically / allegorically / similimically or even allusionary. Wake up at the back.

Would it not be categorically?

 

[Abitrary]

Would it not be categorically?

I am but an artist and you my janitor. sniff.